Discipline Enthusiasts Mugs

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

Foster failure

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Stormy weather

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Cyclist Flamingoes

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

'What a control freak!'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

The Remote Olympics

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Ben thought he needed more fiber, so he ate his blanket.'

Bucket list for dogs.

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'That's our group plan.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."