Discipline Admirer Mugs

the guard

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Agility God

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Grounded

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'What a control freak!'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

"I try to get a head start on them."

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Sergio Aguero

Let me guess...you peed on your homework again!

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"