Discipline Aficionados Prints

'When I ordered you to clean the john with a toothbrush, I didn't mean an electric one!'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

A skier and a paraglider

'What a control freak!'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Steeee-rike three!'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"Sinead?!"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

robot in car

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

The pop-up book of fighters

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."