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Arts and crafts

"What's a patent?"

Turn, turn and turn.

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

You had me at vintage.

French Early Bird

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Political Speech Making Tutorial

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

Hamster.