Pinwheel Enthusiast T-Shirts

Woman watering her pin wheel.

"What's a patent?"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Touring Cyclist

Arts and crafts

A smiling cyclist

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'We have the same pinterest.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Hamster.

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

Cricket ball deliveries

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'