Pinwheel Enthusiast Gifts

"What's a patent?"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

Arts and crafts

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Hamster.

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

Cricket ball deliveries

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'