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Music Makes Your Head Spin.

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Political Speech Making Tutorial

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'Spin that to half-full.'

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

Cricket ball deliveries

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'Remember, Fenton, polling results are in the eye of the manipulator.'

Baroque Dance Studio

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'I couldn't help noticing that you may be in need of my services.'

Diddly

'Help! Ousted government appointee. My hype, spin control and disinformation weren't 'on message'.'