Revolution Readers Gifts

"Sire the pedants are revolting !"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Letters escape from a caged book.

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

The wine-shop

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Good boy

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

Alexei Kosygin

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Let them eat cake!

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

One after another

Hell's Schlegel

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Cuban Revolution.

"Stop fact checking my story."

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

Revolution against capitalism.

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

Revolution

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"