Rebel Bibliophiles Pillows

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Rare Books

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Paul Ree

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Literary Canines.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'