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'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Rare Books

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Paul Ree

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

George Orwell

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Literary Canines.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Litterary Dogs.

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

A man and his dog both reading.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'