Musical Rebels Mugs

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

The No No No's

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Joan Jett

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Nick Cave.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Cowpunk

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Musical Mestizo.

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"I heard they got back together."

The oldest swinger in town.

Ronnie Wood

Punk Rock

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