Rock And Roll Rebel Mugs

"Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard"

No, you won't be with other rockers, you'll be on the ladies' social tea committee. Did you really think you were going to Heaven?'

Iggy Pop

rude singer

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

Lou Reed

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"Is the sign a typo or are you signing copies of your rock memoir book?"

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Keith Richards

Once again Jagger refused to gather moss with the rest of the tribe,

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

the world's first music critic...

The No No No's

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Joe Henry

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Hipster Police Department

Joan Jett

Nick Cave.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'Let's rock!'