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'We'll have to put the 'hit single' on hold, lads. My mum's just figured out what the lyrics mean.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Blues artis's daily list

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Joe Henry

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Cowpunk

"My dad said they used to be bands."

David Cameron and Europe

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."