Retro Style Rebel Gifts

'You were right about the wide ties and the cuffs, Randall, but the coonskin cap will nerver come back.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Old rocker.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Rock and Roll

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man burning his tie.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Punkins

'More hair than brains.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Fashion Week"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

'Does anyone have a question?'