Retro Style Rebel Gifts

'You were right about the wide ties and the cuffs, Randall, but the coonskin cap will nerver come back.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Old rocker.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Rock and Roll

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Fashion Week"

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."