Caffeine Queller Gifts

'I kicked the coffee habit!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Beer Order

Running Latte

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Freddie's water

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Hipster Coffee

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

"Your java, sweet princess."

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

The Decafé

"From now on, all coffee will be caffeinated!"

"I'm back for my booster."

Next Coffee Shop 4M

Clown crawling through the desert moaning, 'Seltzer... seltzer.'

Espresso Lanes

"Yeah, its warm..."