Caffeine Commander Gifts

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I'd like two peppermint apple ginseng kale scones for the price of one plain scone. I saw your "two for the price of one special" sign out front. That's two of the same thing for the price of one. You didn't specify that. Get ou … wait … ok … you got me.

"You need to cut down on the caffeine."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Running Latte

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Bored Baker

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"She thinks I think it's real latte, but I know decaf when I taste it."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

"Sweet! He upgraded with a cup holder!"

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

Knights of the Coffee Table

"I think it's time this cafe showed its commitment to LGBT rights."

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