Caffeine Quitter T-Shirts

"Going out for a smoke... you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Decapitated coffee.

'You've had enough!'

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."

Stress

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

This coffee can keep you up

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

When Coffee Is Not Enough

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

Hipster Coffee