Keto Adventurer Gifts

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

I made you a cake!

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Anti-inflammation recipes

The Inexperienced Cook

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Yoga for beginners,

International House of Excrement

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'New Barbeque.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

GM Crops Genie.

Time for pancakes!

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"One slice—hold the bread."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Egg Surprise