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Hiccups. Run for the cure.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Vegetarian Birds

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Please seat to be weighted.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

'Flea and tick circus'

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Fruits and vegetables

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"I'm on the 'half and half' diet. I eat half and my dog eats the other half."

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

Patient to pharmacist: 'So, is it contagious?'

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

Dr. Potato Head

This might sting a little.

Injured heart.

'You are right; it does appear to be some kind of a fungus.'

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

The high fibre diet