Health Challenger Gifts

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Please seat to be weighted.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

Opioid Epidemic

So, did you see any of those facist, right wing, anti-population growth zealots on your way in here?

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

Ebola reaches USA.

"Parts and labor?"

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"