Health Challenge Gifts

Injured heart.

Concerned patient looking at his chart.

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

"Not tonight, dear. I have a head injury."

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

Please seat to be weighted.

Death in the red zone

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine." "I am not your Uncle Mort. I am someone else altogether." "Oh yeah? Who are you?" "I am... Drinkum... Coffeeman... Worthington-Smythe... of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes." "You may have heard of us... We're a family of... um... troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix." "So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that?" "Google

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

"You have third-degree burns over most of your body. At least your chin looks OK ??" aside from that big hairy mole."

'Pop, is that where they make all of those new medicines with the bad side effects?'

Find the needle in the haystack: $5

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

Covid-19 Vaccine