Health Food Challenger Gifts

Convenience & Inconvenience Foods.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Tension filled the tent.

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'How's the curry?.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

Please seat to be weighted.

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'