Health Food Challenger Mugs

Convenience & Inconvenience Foods.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Tension filled the tent.

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'How's the curry?.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Please seat to be weighted.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."