Healthy Lifestyle Challenger Mugs

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Work Out.

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

Please seat to be weighted.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Books or Junk Food.

Cyclist

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Academy.

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'