Healthy Lifestyle Challenger Pillows

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Work Out.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

Cyclist

Academy.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

Books or Junk Food.

Please seat to be weighted.

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'