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Yoga for Alcoholics

Vegetarian Birds

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Please seat to be weighted.

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

'Flea and tick circus'

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

Fruits and vegetables

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

"I'm on the 'half and half' diet. I eat half and my dog eats the other half."

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

Patient to pharmacist: 'So, is it contagious?'

This might sting a little.

Dr. Potato Head

Injured heart.

'You are right; it does appear to be some kind of a fungus.'

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

The high fibre diet

"Not tonight, dear. I have a head injury."