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"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"That's a big fat lie!"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Fighting the Zika Virus

'Ready or not, here I come!'

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

"Parts and labor?"

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

Ebola reaches USA.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Opioid Epidemic

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

Anti-Vaxxers

The rising cost of health care (shown by the rising cost of prescription drugs)

'Which way up would you like it?'

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

44.3 million Americans without health insurance.

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

"Your insurance doesn't cover the prescription, so this is the placebo."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

Rising levels of obesity