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'I don't carry water anymore. It's hand sanitizer.'

'Stop smoking! Think of global warming!'

Office Smoking Conflict

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Well, well, well...'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Distance to avoid contagion

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Coronavirus Windmills

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Fighting the Zika Virus

Cleaning Lockers.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"