Health-conscious Crusader Mugs

'I don't carry water anymore. It's hand sanitizer.'

'Stop smoking! Think of global warming!'

Office Smoking Conflict

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Well, well, well...'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Distance to avoid contagion

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Coronavirus Windmills

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Fighting the Zika Virus

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Cleaning Lockers.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'