Food Cost Crusader Pillows

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

Access Denied!

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

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"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."

Personal Calorie Counter

Energy bills rise

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

What everyone wants for Christmas 2022

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'We would save even more money if we delivered mail ONLY on Saturdays...'

"The oatmeal isn't steel cut."

'Lose weight now...ask me how!'

High Calorie Area - Run For Your Life

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

"Meat is murder!"

'Spiralling costs! We're all in the same boat, Vicar.'

"Your family is pretty messed up."

"I'm on a special diet; no school food."

'Donald came out of the recovery room this morning, bit had to go back after seeing the bill.'