Healthcare Cost Crusader Pillows

Expensive medicine

"I have to be a kleptomaniac to pay your fee!"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

Ebola reaches USA.

Opioid Epidemic

"Parts and labor?"

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

Anti-Vaxxers

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

The rising cost of health care (shown by the rising cost of prescription drugs)

'Which way up would you like it?'

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

Rising levels of obesity

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

"Your insurance doesn't cover the prescription, so this is the placebo."

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories."

"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."