Cost-living Crusader Pillows

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

Bureau of Power to the People

Toastquest!

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Honey badger do care.

'We lost funding.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

'Take up thy tents and walk!'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.

"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

Energy bills rise

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

"So, what's the problem? I've had an energy crisis for years...!"

What everyone wants for Christmas 2022

'Spiralling costs! We're all in the same boat, Vicar.'

Snell & Dunberg: Attorneys at Law - Thank You Litigious Society

'Donald came out of the recovery room this morning, bit had to go back after seeing the bill.'

'I'm serving you with a schedule of dilapidation.'

'We would save even more money if we delivered mail ONLY on Saturdays...'

Open At Other End.