"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."
Cost-living Crusader Pillows
Add comfort and humor to their home with pillows that celebrate the ingenuity and resilience of the cost-living crusader. A cozy reminder of their resourcefulness.
Batman at the Maternity Ward
Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!
'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'
Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.
'I blame the nothing for something culture.'
"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"
'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'
With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).
Bureau of Power to the People
Toastquest!
"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"
A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.
Honey badger do care.
'We lost funding.'
"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."
'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'
Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.
'Take up thy tents and walk!'
'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'
Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.
Graduation Bill.
"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."
"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."
Energy bills rise
"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."
Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.
"So, what's the problem? I've had an energy crisis for years...!"
"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"
What everyone wants for Christmas 2022
'Donald came out of the recovery room this morning, bit had to go back after seeing the bill.'
"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."
Open At Other End.
'Spiralling costs! We're all in the same boat, Vicar.'
'I'm serving you with a schedule of dilapidation.'
Cost-living Crusader Pillows Collection
Cost-living Crusader Mugs
Explore our mugs that celebrate the resourceful spirit of the cost-living crusader—perfect for starting their day with humor and motivation.
Cost-living Crusader Prints
Browse prints that capture the wit and resilience of your favorite budget-conscious hero—great for inspiring their space.
Cost-living Crusader T-Shirts
Find T-shirts that showcase their cleverness and resilience—ideal for the cost-living crusader who likes to keep it fun and fashionable.