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Cost Of Living Crusaders Pillows
Brighten up their space with pillows that feature humorous takes on budget life. Comfortable and lovingly funny, these are perfect for their cozy corner.
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Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!
'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'
Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.
'I blame the nothing for something culture.'
'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'
With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).
"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"
"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."
A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.
'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'
We have too many students! I know. Send them home!
"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."
'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'
"Would you like your paycheck sent directly to your mortgage holder, your oil company or your health insurance provider?"
"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"
Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.
"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."
Personal Calorie Counter
"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."
"I'm doing this for you, my loves."
Great customer care is not optional.
"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"
Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.
"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."
Energy bills rise
What everyone wants for Christmas 2022
"My dear woman...we don't pay you less because you're a woman...we pay you less because we're men!"
'I'm serving you with a schedule of dilapidation.'
"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."
'We would save even more money if we delivered mail ONLY on Saturdays...'
'Lose weight now...ask me how!'
High Calorie Area - Run For Your Life
Snell & Dunberg: Attorneys at Law - Thank You Litigious Society
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