Cost Of Living Crusaders Pillows

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'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

"Would you like your paycheck sent directly to your mortgage holder, your oil company or your health insurance provider?"

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"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

Personal Calorie Counter

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

Energy bills rise

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

Great customer care is not optional.

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

"My dear woman...we don't pay you less because you're a woman...we pay you less because we're men!"

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'Lose weight now...ask me how!'

High Calorie Area - Run For Your Life

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'Spiralling costs! We're all in the same boat, Vicar.'

'Donald came out of the recovery room this morning, bit had to go back after seeing the bill.'

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

'I'm serving you with a schedule of dilapidation.'

'We would save even more money if we delivered mail ONLY on Saturdays...'