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Energy Prices

"But, you do have a choice: buy this life-saving medicine, or pay your rent."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"Not again!"

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.

Graduation Bill.

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."

Personal Calorie Counter

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

Energy bills rise

'This is very uncommon with men...'coupon clipper's wrist'.'

What everyone wants for Christmas 2022

This is progress - now we PAY the airlines $15 per bag to lose our luggage.

'Spiralling costs! We're all in the same boat, Vicar.'

'We would save even more money if we delivered mail ONLY on Saturdays...'

'Donald came out of the recovery room this morning, bit had to go back after seeing the bill.'

High Calorie Area - Run For Your Life

Snell & Dunberg: Attorneys at Law - Thank You Litigious Society