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'After income tax, pension and national insurance, I end up owing

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'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

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A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

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'We all contribute something to the world... my contribution is toxic waste.'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

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"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."

'Brian's decided to reduce his carbolic foot-print.'

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Personal Calorie Counter

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

Great customer care is not optional.

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

Energy bills rise

'I'm serving you with a schedule of dilapidation.'

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'Donald came out of the recovery room this morning, bit had to go back after seeing the bill.'