We have too many students! I know. Send them home!
Class Size Crusader Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their workspace or home with pillows featuring clever slogans and inspiring imagery dedicated to classroom advocates.
"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."
'Desert island cartoons - and you?'
Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.
Two Players both holding the same cue.
"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."
Nervous Student
'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'
"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"
"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."
"Miles... I'm going abstract!"
"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."
A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.
"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."
'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'
'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'
How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...
'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'
"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"
'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'
Ludwig van Beethoven
Great party - thanks.
"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"
No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.
Personal Calorie Counter
"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym
"We are getting an education, just not the one we paid for."
"I'm doing this for you, my loves."
It turns out nobody has anything to say.
This is progress - now we PAY the airlines $15 per bag to lose our luggage.
High Calorie Area - Run For Your Life
Traveling Lite...Flights.
'Lose weight now...ask me how!'
UCU University Lecturer's Strike
"You don't want to waste your time crayoning on the walls, you wanna get yourelf a couple of spray cans!"
Class Size Crusader Pillows Collection
Class Size Crusader Mugs
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Class Size Crusader Prints
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Class Size Crusader T-Shirts
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