Calorie Crusader Pillows

'I finished the whole months' diet in just five days!'

Personal Calorie Counter

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?"

'I'm trying to count calories, but I'm having trouble finding them. Do you know what they look like?'

High Calorie Area - Run For Your Life

'Lose weight now...ask me how!'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

It's a Dog's life

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

DIY Butchers

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'