Carbon Footprint Crusader Pillows

'Brian's decided to reduce his carbolic foot-print.'

Ecological balance.

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

'We all contribute something to the world... my contribution is toxic waste.'

'No, wait!! The EPA was talking about CO2 emissions when they said we should try to get greener.'

"Jenkins, I want to go to my carbon footprint!"

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Man using to much bug spray

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Global Warmer 2000.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Just Stop Boil

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Earth stove

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

There is No Planet C

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!