Carbon Footprint Crusader Pillows

'Brian's decided to reduce his carbolic foot-print.'

Ecological balance.

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

'We all contribute something to the world... my contribution is toxic waste.'

'No, wait!! The EPA was talking about CO2 emissions when they said we should try to get greener.'

"Jenkins, I want to go to my carbon footprint!"

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Man using to much bug spray

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Fish want out of polluted river.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Pandora's boxes

COP29