Carbon Footprint Crusaders Pillows

'Did we plunder any carbon credits?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Fish want out of polluted river.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"I can see our house from here."

"You had me at alternative milk."

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"Global warming enough for ya?"