Diet Crusader Pillows

'That's our cheapest diet plan.'

"You've got the body of a teenager...unfortunately."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Fighting the Zika Virus

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

DIY Butchers

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'