Class Action Crusader Pillows

I'm a member of four class action suits and I play the lottery each week. That's my retirement plan.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Anti-war libra.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"See. . .? We did do something."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Holder Ooopsie

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

'We lost funding.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Selling Justice

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

Turn that noise down !

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"What a coincidence, I'm opposed to the use of torture too."

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

Ludwig van Beethoven

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

The gaming world.

The Statue of Liberty holding up a pair of handcuffs