Class Action Crusader Gifts

I'm a member of four class action suits and I play the lottery each week. That's my retirement plan.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Anti-war libra.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"See. . .? We did do something."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Holder Ooopsie

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

'We lost funding.'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Turn that noise down !

Selling Justice

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

Virginia is for Haters.

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

Ludwig van Beethoven

"What a coincidence, I'm opposed to the use of torture too."

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

As one of my last ceremonial functions... I now pardon these killers of unarmed men, women and children...

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

The Statue of Liberty holding up a pair of handcuffs