Justice Crusader Gifts

'Would we like to join the Class Action Lawsuit-of-the-Month Club?'

"I got my tax bill today...do you know what I paid per acre...? Unbelievable!"

"You're a disgrace to your tax bracket."

Virginia is for Haters.

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

Jury Wearing "guilty as hell" t-shirts.

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

"Do you know the law?"

"Then one day it occurred to me: It's better being a bum than a convicted Trump administration official, rotting in jail for 10 years."

"See. . .? We did do something."

Brett Kavanaugh in Congress

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

As one of my last ceremonial functions... I now pardon these killers of unarmed men, women and children...

"What a coincidence, I'm opposed to the use of torture too."

"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"

Jack Straw putting a price on justice.

Greeting Cards: Executions

Selling Justice

"We're an international company. That means you slave away 12 hours a day like a Chinese worker and you get paid like a worker in Bangladesh!"

Lady Justitia

'I sentence you to 3 years in a police toilet cubicle.'

Desmond Tutu 1931-2021

With Television Justice For All.

Anti-war libra.

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'Some of us temper justice with mercy - McGregor tempers it with MONEY.'

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

Holder Ooopsie

Dawit Isaak.

'Wait a minute. . . I run into burning buildings for forty thousand a year, and this clown is pouting because they don't throw him the ball enough for six million a year?'

"Let's be honest...your client's already been tried in the media, so is there any real point to this?"

The Six Stages of the Normalization Cycle

New York Corruption - 'The Only thing They [the ring] Respect of Fear'

"Wait, shouldn't it be Truth, Justice OR the American way?"

The Statue of Liberty holding up a pair of handcuffs