Conviction Crusader Gifts

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Anti-war libra.

One way only.

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Please Give

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"See. . .? We did do something."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Holder Ooopsie

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

'We lost funding.'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.