Crusader Of Justice Gifts

"The role of Police and Crime Commissioner is largely symbolic."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Planet of the Lawyers

Anti-war libra.

One way only.

'Way too much information on your resume.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"See. . .? We did do something."

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

Holder Ooopsie

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'Have you not noticed that our legal department is crawling with lawyers!'

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"