Crusader Of Justice Mugs

"No, I'm not gay!"

"The role of Police and Crime Commissioner is largely symbolic."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Planet of the Lawyers

Anti-war libra.

One way only.

'Way too much information on your resume.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"See. . .? We did do something."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

Holder Ooopsie

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

'Have you not noticed that our legal department is crawling with lawyers!'