Court Case Crusader Gifts

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Planet of the Lawyers

Anti-war libra.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

One way only.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"See. . .? We did do something."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

Toastquest!

Holder Ooopsie

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Have you not noticed that our legal department is crawling with lawyers!'

'What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you're dead.'

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'I would advise against suing the devil, his lawyers are really good.'

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'