Court Crusaders Gifts

Long custody battle.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Planet of the Lawyers

Anti-war libra.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

Flushing Democracy

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

"See. . .? We did do something."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Supreme Liberty Court

Holder Ooopsie

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?'

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.'

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"