Court Crusaders Pillows

Long custody battle.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Planet of the Lawyers

Anti-war libra.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

Flushing Democracy

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"See. . .? We did do something."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

Supreme Liberty Court

Holder Ooopsie

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.'

'Have you not noticed that our legal department is crawling with lawyers!'

'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?'

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you're dead.'

American flag with the shadow of a gun.