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NBA Lockout.

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'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Why am I running?

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"I love fast break business success."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

National corporate ladder of success monument.

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

'Time manager'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'